Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my dad. I wore my Star Wars T-shirt and skipped around humming the ‘Inspector Gadget’ theme song while eating an ice cream cone. I walked through the clothing section and pointed out all the Miley Cyrus clothing saying ‘Eeney, meeny, miney, mo. Miley Cyrus is a hoe!’ I got three high-fives from the workers.